No fluff. Just traction.

Start a faceless income stream that doesn’t waste your time

Pick a path, grab the tools, follow the checklist. You don’t need a ring light, a fake Lamborghini, or a course that costs rent.

Includes: $97 Ebook — The Faceless Brand Blueprint
What you get:
  • Simple 3-path roadmap: Affiliate, AI Tools, or YouTube
  • Tool stack we actually use, not “guru bait”
  • Copy-paste templates + weekly blog playbooks
Who it’s for:
  • Busy humans who want leverage, not busywork
  • People who prefer privacy over performative hustle
  • Anyone allergic to scammy nonsense
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Your 7-day quick start

  1. Choose a path below
  2. Open the matching checklist
  3. Grab 1–2 tools only
  4. Publish your first micro-asset
  5. Add UTM links so results aren’t vibes-based
  6. Post 3 Shorts or 1 blog piece
  7. Review metrics, iterate once, repeat
How it works

No guru maze. Three moves and you’re shipping.

1

Choose a path

Affiliate Marketing, AI Tooling, or YouTube. Pick one. Monogamy first, poly-hustle later.

2

Get tools

Use our vetted stack. Two tools max to start. The goal is momentum, not a subscription zoo.

3

Take action

Ship an asset this week: short video, mini-post, or landing page. Traffic loves repetition.

Pick a lane

Choose your starter path

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Affiliate

Affiliate Marketing

Promote legit products. No fake screenshots, no miracle powders. Commission, tracked like adults.

  • Starter kit: Systeme.io, Shopify, Fiverr
  • 1-page “Tools” hub + UTM links
  • Weekly micro-content → blog
Open the Guide See Affiliate Tools
AI Tools

AI Tools

Automate the boring parts. Scripts, captions, thumbnails, outlines. Keep the human judgment.

  • Voiceover + editing presets
  • Batch workflows that don’t fry your soul
  • Repurpose engine for Shorts + blog
Open the Guide See AI Tools
YouTube

Faceless YouTube

Publish short, sarcastic videos that sell without face-time. Humor helps. So does consistency.

  • Posting cadence + hooks that work
  • CapCut templates + VO settings
  • Title/description SEO recipes
Open the Guide See YT Tools
Featured tools

Top picks that help you earn faster

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Money
Shopify

The storefront backbone for real products and legit affiliate tie-ins.

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Stack
Systeme.io

Funnels, email, automations without 47 bolt-ons.

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Services
Fiverr

Outsource the time-sinks and pretend you like project management.

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Email
AWeber

Simple email that actually delivers. Pair with your funnels.

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Proof without theatrics

People ship more when the plan is this simple

“Picked Affiliate lane, posted 5 Shorts, first commissions in 12 days.”
— Maya, recovering course hoarder
“AI tool flow shaved 6 hours a week. I don’t hate content anymore.”
— Alex, newly sane
“Blueprint slapped me into focus. One path, one stack, consistent output.”
— Darren, happily boring